SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes : January 2014

Friday 31 January 2014

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SMS Funny Urdu Jokes
source:Google.com.pk

Arab couple went 2 London, in the hotel room, husband heard his wife scream 'Faar Faar' (arabic word for Mouse)

He wanted to inform Room Service but didnt know English word for Faar.

Husband: Hello Room Service?

Room Service: Yes Sir, how can I help you?

Husband: you know Tom & Jerry?

Room Service: Yes Sir, I know.

Husband: Walla Habibi, JERRY is here, in our Room...!!

Message by Confused Alarm Clock to Dear Human, . . . . . . .

You get Mad when I wake you up & you also get Mad when I don't wake you..

"What is that you Exactly want from ME?" .

Don't Try To Understand Women

Women Understand Women And They Hate Each Other ...!! -)

Dad's writes on son's facebook wall:

Dear Son, how are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot.

Please turn off the computer and come down for dinner.

Dad's writes on son's facebook wall:

Dear Son, how are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot.

Please turn off the computer and come down for dinner.

A Russian visiting Pakistan goes for an eye check-up.

The eye sspecialist shows the letters 'CWXQSAZ' to the Russian.

Doctor: Can you read this?

Russian: Read? I even know this guy..!!Yay

Sunehri BaT

Insan Apni Khubsurti, Kpron Or Taleem Se Nhi Pehchna Jata

Balky Wo Agr Ksi Chiz Se Pehchana Jata Hy To Wo Hy Sirf Or Sirf Uska

Shanakhti Card.

BEBAS MOMENTSmile

When a small kid hits you again and again without any reason in front of his mom :> & you can't do anything but smile and say

"beta NAHIIIII"

Baat Din Ki Nhi Muje Raat Se Darr Lgta Hy,

Ghar Kacha Hy Mera Muje Barsaat Se Dar Lgta Hy.

UsNe Tohfey Me Diye Muje Khoon K Aansu,

Zindgi Ab Teri Har Soghat Se Dar Lgta Hy.

Choro Pyar Ki Baten Koi Or Baat Kro,

Ab To Piyar Ki Har Baat Se Dar Lgta Hy.

Meri Khatir Wo Kahin Badnaam Na Ho Jaye,

Is Liye Uski Har Mulaqat Se Dar Lagta Hy.

Apno Me Reh Kr Kuch Aisey ZaKhm Khaye hain,

K Humain to ab Apni Zaat Se Darr Lagta ha.

Kia dabang farmaya Sonakshi ne maza a gya,

K thappar se nhi sahab pyar se dar lagta ha.

SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes

SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes

SMS Funny Urdu Jokes

source :google.com.pk

What is the MORAL of these Movies?

Ashiqui 2

JANNAT

DEVDAs

MURDER

FANA

Awarapan

TITANIC

Think!

.Bachi k chkar me jo Pra,

wo KUTTAY ki moat mara…:p:p

GirlFriend: Chand kahan hai..??

BoyFriend: Chand 2 hain, 1 tum or 1 upar..

After Marriage:

Biwi: Chand kaha hai..??

Pati: Andhi hai..??

wo upar kya tera Baap CFL light leke

bhaita hai..

Bhagwan karay ap ko aik

Crore rupay

Say bharda howa bag mily

Aur

Hr aik note

Pe likha hoo

HAPPY NEW YEAR

India ka law

Aur

Ladkiyon ki awwwwww

Dono samjh se bahar hai

Daru k baad

INDIA is a place where.. Anyone driving faster than

you is..

“Saala yeh Pakka marega”

Anyone driving slower than you is ”

Saala kutta, Gaadi Chalani ni aati ise” !!

And Anyone Driving Parallel to you is

“Apne Baap se Race Lagayega Tu..”

hahahahha for all sharabissss……

SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes

Monday 20 January 2014

SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes

Sms Funny Urdu Jokes
source:Google.com.pk

A girl picked up the phone

Girl: vodafone care mein aapka swaagat hai

Boy:thank u

Girl: mai aapki kya sahaayta kar sakti hu??

Boy:kya aap shaadi karna chahti hai mujhse??

Girl: jee aapne galat number laga diya hai

Boy:nai nai maine sahi number lagaya hai, aap shaadi karengi?

Girl: jee mai shaadi mein interested nai hu

Boy:arre madam sun toh lijiye ek baar

Girl: not interested

Boy:love marriage karengi toh honeymoon mein switzerland, arrange marriage karengi toh paris

Girl: jee mai aapse shaadi karna hee nai chahti toh aap offer kyu de rahe hai??

Boy:court marriage ka expense 10,000rs
Normal wedding ka expense 2,00,000rs
Muslim style wedding mein sirf 200rs

Girl: aapko samajh nai aata ki mujhe shaadi nai karni fir bhi aap samajte nai

Boy:ab pata chala madam aapko humara dard, jabki hume nai interest hota phir bhi aap humaari naak mein ungli karne baar baar call karti rehti hai

Girl shocked, boy rocked :-)
Commen

Wonderful confession by a girl in church and amazing reply she got

She:i m in love with a boy who is far away from me
I m in india and he lives in uk

We met on marriage website
Became friends on fb
Had long chats on whatsapp
Proposed each other on skype
N now 2 months of relationship through viber

I need ur blessings and good wish oh god

Guy besides her said: now get married on twitter
Have fun on tango
Buy your kids from ebay
Send them through gmail
And if u r fed up with ur husband or kids toh unko OLX pe bech de

Now sleep joke over :-*

Tcher:Shadi Kya Hai?
Stdent:Kunwaro k Liye "Alpenlibe" Jee Lalchaye Raha Na Jaye:
Aur Shadisuda k Liye "Cloromint" Dubara Mat Puchna.

Sardar Dukhi Tha
Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyu Tension Me Ho?
Sardar: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery K Liye 2 Lakh Diye,
Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu

Sms Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes

SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes

Sms Funny Urdu Jokes
source:Google.com.pk

Apne mobile ko facewash lagakar..
Garam pani se dokar use kumkum aur..
chawal lagakar mandir mey chadaa do..
Kyu ki SMS toh Ap karte nahi..Toh puja karo!!!

Socha ta us bewakuf koh bhul jayenge,
Dek ker bi andeka kar jayenge,
Par jaise he woh samne aye woh hasi chehra,
Socha is baar dek le agli baar bhul jayenge……

Agar tum kaho to tumhare liye
aasman se chand taare torr laun,
Agar tum kaho to tumhare liye
aasman se chand taare torr laun,
Lekin tum unka karogi kiya???

Kya kare in pyare dosto ka
jo dhire dhire hume bhula rahe hain
kabhi kiya karte the dhero msg
aj ek ek paise apni shadi k liye bacha rahe hain…

Phone ke rishte bhi ajib hote hai.
Balance rakhkar bhi log garib hote hai
Khud to msg karte nahi hai,
Muft ke msg padhne ke kitne shauqin hote hai…

Phone ke rishte bhi ajib hote hai.
Balance rakhkar bhi log garib hote hai
Khud to msg karte nahi hai,
Muft ke msg padhne ke kitne shauqin hote hai…

Jindagi behaal hai,
Sur hai naa taal hai,
Msgbox bhi kangal hai,
kya aapki sms factory me hadtal hai,
yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri,
mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai…

Mila k Hath Dosti Ka Wapas Liya Nahi Jata,
Is Nazuk Riste Ko Zakhm Diya Nahi Jata

Sachmuch Bahut Zaalim H Ye Duniya,
Sasta H Sms Fir B Logo Se Kiya Nahi Jata.

1 admi ke 6 ungliyan thi,
sab log usay Radhe Shyam kehte the,
batao kyo?
.
.
.
Socho
.
.
Qki Radhe shyam hi uska naam tha, faltu dimag mat chalaya karo.!

Sms Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes

Sunday 19 January 2014

SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes

Sms Funny Urdu Jokes
sourcr:Google.com.pk

Chhotey Hokey Birthday Manay Ta Yaad Nahin
Si,
Jawani Ch Birthday Manaya Ta Koi Paas Nahin
Si,
Aj Tuhaada Birthday Aaya Ta Vi Menu
Tuhadey Bulaun Di Aas Nahin Si,
Fir Vi Tushi Bulaaya Hai Saanu Khush
Naseeb Bnaya Hai.
Janam Din Di Lakh Lakh Vadhaiyan…

Dad :
Son, What Do You Want For Your Birthday?
Son :
Not Much Dad,
Just A Radio
With A Sports Car Around It…

Sweet…
That’s what my world
has become with you!
On this special day..
sending you all my love
to wish you happiness
today and always…
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Wife:
Mene aap ki birthday k liye itna menhga suit liya he k bus
Husband:
Shukar he, mera bhi khayal aya,
Dikhao
Wife:
Men abhi pehen k ati hoN.

Chhotey Hokey Birthday Manay Ta Yaad Nahin
Si,
Jawani Ch Birthday Manaya Ta Koi Paas Nahin
Si,
Aj Tuhaada Birthday Aaya Ta Vi Menu
Tuhadey Bulaun Di Aas Nahin Si,
Fir Vi Tushi Bulaaya Hai Saanu Khush
Naseeb Bnaya Hai.
Janam Din Di Lakh Lakh Vadhaiyan…

Sms Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes