source:Google.com.pk
Why I Hate C.I.D :(
An Example:
LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?
LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???
LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha.
ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho ..
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yeh b tumhari tarha bohat kam sms karta tha
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latka diya hai ab pahnasi par
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ab tera kia ho ga kalia....?
Ek banda majid me ja k elaan kya k yaha koi bhut bara AAlim Hai???
Ek Buzrig Ne kha k Han Me Hn us bande ne buzrig k peron me talvaar se bakri zabah krdi or phr se masjid me ja ky alaan kya k or koi aalim he (talaar se khoon tapak rha tha) ek admi ne kha k haan molvi sahab hn molvi sahab ne kha Allah ki kasam me aalim nahe hn me to padoss me cable theek krne aaya hn:)
Muje awaz de lena
Kabi icecream lao to
Kabi murghi pkao to
Mujhe awaz de lena
wallet men maal ziada ho
Jo shopping ka irada ho
Muje awaz de lena
Tumhare dress unfit ho
Make up ki extra kit ho
Mujhe awaz de lena
Kabi concert pe jana ho
Kahin hular mchana ho
Zra na tm sharmana
Zra na tm ghabrana
Muje awaz de lena!
pathan samandr k kinare ja rha tha to ek barri si lehr aye and wo samundar k beechun beech chala gaya us k hath me machli aye or ussne machli ko bahr phek k kaha " ja tu apni jaan bacha hamara Allah malik hai" :))
Sher:O Budhe ruk,muje tra khun pina h,
Budha-kisi jawan admi ka piyo!
Uska khun garam hoga.
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Sher:nhi aj mera coldDrink pine ka mud h.
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