Thursday 16 January 2014

SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes

Sms Funny Urdu Jokes
source:Google .cpm.pk 
once sardar going on a buffalow, trafic police stops & asks where is ur helmet u have 2 pay fine
Sardar:hey stupid see down its a 4 wheeler
Boy-Mummy aaj madam ne mujhe bhut mara Mom-Kyun beta?
Boy-Maine madam ko murgi kaha Mom-To murgi q kaha?
Boy-Q ki madam ne mujhe test me aanda diya....
Hindi funny sms, Boy vs Girl joke, husband wife jokes, enjoy sardar jokes on your favourite e-TV, latestsms.in, of all short funny text stuff. boy vs girl jokes
Duniya me 5 muskil kaam,
1.Hathi ko dhaka lagana
2.Machar ki malish krna
3.Chitti ko kiss krna
4.Ziraf ki gardn dabana
5.or ap logo se SMS ki umeed krna
Boy: tu dharti pe chahe jaha v rahegi tujhe tere khusbu se pehchan lunga

Girl: kasam se mere ko pehle se hi malum tha sala tu 1 no.ka "Kutta" hai
zindagi me hamesa 1 bat yad rakho. kvi kisi k dil se mat khelo kyuki DIL 1 hi hota hai
agar khelna hai to Kidney se khelo wo 2 hoti hai.
"Paanchvi Pass" me SRK mujhse pucha, "India me aisa kaun he jo mahine 1 bar nahata hai?" khuda kasm 5 crore thukra dia magar tumhara naam nhi bataya
Machchr marne ka ek naya style.Pehle ek machchr pakdo phir use jamin pr leta do aur use gudgudi karo,jaise hi woh hasne k liye mu khole sale k mu mai all out dal do..
apni wife ko apne 100% kamai dene se 10% sukh milta hai
girl friend ko apni kamai ka 10% dene pe 100% sukh milta hai paisa apka faisla apka
Jago grahak jago.
kal 1 sapna dekha k hum sbko god ne swarg k 1 bade se hall mai apne-2 paap likhne ko kaha tabhi peche se apki awaz ayi!!extra sheet plzz
agar raksha bandhan pe Girl ko chedne pe bhai banati hai to fir Karva Chauth pe chedne pe pati kyo nahi banati hai
jago ladko jago
1 sardar ko 1 machar preshaan kr raha tha.tang aa kr sardar bed k neche so gya tabhi wha 1 jugnu aa gaya.srdar bola kamene ab torch le kr dhund raha hai..
DUNIA me kavi v ache insan ki talash me mat niklna..!!!
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hum ghar me hi hote hai.
Hi jaan_
Kya haal hai jaan_
Kaha ho jaan_
Kab miloge jaan_
Tumhari badi yaad aa rahi hai jaan_
Zyada khush na ho.
Har blank _ mein ” var” word add kar lena.
Sms Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes
Sms Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes
Sms Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes
Sms Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes
Sms Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes
Sms Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes
Sms Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes
Sms Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes
Sms Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes
Sms Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes
Sms Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes

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