Sunday 19 January 2014

SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes

Sms Funny Urdu Jokes 
source:Google.com.pk

Hi jaan_
Kya haal hai jaan_
Kaha ho jaan_
Kab miloge jaan_
Tumhari badi yaad aa rahi hai jaan_
Zyada khush na ho.
Har blank _ mein ” var” word add kar lena.

In 2025
Bhikhari :- Allah Ke Naam Pe Kuch De De..
Boy :- Ye Lay Meri “MBA” Ki Degree Rakh Le..
Bhikhari :- Nahi Chahiye
Tujhe Chahiye
To Meri “CA” Ki degree Rakh Le..

“Maa”
Maa Kya Hai?
Ek Khubsurt Rishte Ka Nam,
Maa K Dm Se Hi Kaynat Me Rang He,
Ye Maa Hi He Jo Apne Bacho Ko Subha Uthati Aur Khti He K
.
.
.
Uth Jao Nalayko 11 Baj Rahe Hain

ADAT Or Majburi Me Farq.

Road K NaL SE Pani Pina.

Gharib Piye To ADAT.
Ameer Piye To Majburi.

Ab SMS Ko Hi Le Lo.

Me Bheju To ADAT.
Ap Bhejo To Majburi.

Ek admi ne apne dost doctor se pocha.
‘tm jis mriz ko bhi dekhte ho sub se pehle yehi kyu pochta ho ki tmne raat kya khaya tha?’
doctor ne muskura kr jawab dia,’is say mriz ki haisiyt k baray mai pata chalta hai.

Beta-papa me 150cc pulsar baike hi lunga aur koi nahi.

Baap-beta tu chahe 150cc ki pulsar le ya 350cc ki bullet,

pichha to tuzhe 100cc ki scoty ka hi karna h


Samundar ke kinare par baithe hai
Kabhi to lehar aayegi..
Kismat badle na badle...

Kam se kam CHAPPAL TO DHUL JAYEGI.
Garmi Me kulfi ka Maza Ata Hai,
Thandi Me Coffee ka Maza Aata Hai,
Hum Waterfall ki Tarah sMs karte Hai,
Or
Aapka Riply Muncipalty k Pani ki Tarah Aata Hai...-



Sms Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New 
Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes
Sms Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes
Sms Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes
Sms Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes
Sms Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes
Sms Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes
Sms Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes
Sms Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes
Sms Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes
Sms Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes
Sms Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes

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