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Thursday, 27 February 2014

SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes

SMS Funny Urdu Jokes
source:Google.com.pk

Raju: main purse ghar bhool aaya, mujhe 1000 rupaye chahiye. Bania: bilkul dost, Yeh lo 10 rupaye riksha karle ghar se le aao

Raju: Vo ladki mujhe ke muskura rahi hai. Pappu: yeh to kuchh bhi nahi, jab maine pehli baar tunhe dekha tha to 3 din hassi nahi rok paya

Husband: agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to main pagal ho jaaunga. Wife: doosri shaadi to nahin karoge? Husband: pagal to kuch bhi kar sakta hai.

Doctor: tum roz subah bahar khade ho kar auraton ko kyun ghoorte ho? Raju: ji, bahar likha hai: auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am - 11am hai.

Raju ek sadhu se bola: baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao. Sadhu: beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?

Pappu: tumne apni patni ko birthday par diamond ring kyun di? Voh to car chahati thi na? Raju: par main nakli car kahan se le ke aata?

Raju: main apni patni ko kya gift doon? Pappu: Diamond ring de. Raju: nahi main kuch bada dena chahata hoon. Pappu: fir tractor ka tyre de!

Biwi: Kal raat aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye. Husband:Sab galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost,1 bottle, aur woh 3 kambakht peete nahin

Pappu sent sms to raju: bhejne-wala mahan, padhne-wala gadha. Raju got angry and replied: bhejne-wala gadha, padhne-wala mahan.

Girl friend: kya shaadi k baad bi tum mujhe itna pyar karoge? Boy friend: kyun nahin? Mujhe to shadi-shuda girls bahut pasand hain.

Boss: Driver ki job hai. Starting salary rs.2000 Theek hai? Raju: Gaddi start karne ki salary is o.k par Gaddi chalane ki salary kitni hai?

Raju: mera kid bahut fast english bolta hai. Pappu: beta bolke dikha. Kid: english english english english english.

Raju: beta ye kaisi machis laaye ho ek bhi tilli nahi jal rahi. Son: kya baat karte ho papa sab ki sab check kar ke laya hoon.

Customer: raju ji lassi me makkhi hai. Raju: oye chupkar dil bada rakh, ye nanni si jaan teri kitni lassi pee jayegi.

Saas: bhagwan ne tumhe 2 aankhe di. Chawal me se 2-4 patthar nahi nikal sakti. Bahu: Tumhe 32 daant diye 2-4 patthar nahi chaba sakti kya.

Gal to Banta: Kya shaadi k baad bi tum muje itna pyar karoge? Banta: Kyon nahin? Mein to diwana hoon shadi-shuda aurton ka.

Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got irritated... drank poison & said, Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge!

Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery. The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du? Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?

SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes

SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes

SMS Funny Urdu Jokes
source:Google.com.pk

My Wishes For You,

Great Start For JAN,

Love For FEB,

Peace for March,

No Worries for April Fun for May,

Joy for June to Nov,

Happiness For Dec,

Have a Lucky and Wonderful New Year 2014

Khul Jaye Ap Ki Kismat
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Naya Saal Aye Ban Ke Ujala
Khul Jaye Ap Ki Kismat Ka Tala,

Hamesha Ap Par Rahe Mehirban Upar Wala
Yahi Dua Karta Hai Ap Ka Yeh Chahne Wala,
Happy New Year 2014

Aney Wala Har Din
Posted in Funny new year sms,Happy new year 2015,New year 2015 sms,New year greetings,New year jokes,New year sms,New year sms in Urdu,New year text,New year wish sms by khalil
Sab Ke Dilon Mein Ho Sab Ke Liye Pyar,
Aney Wala Har Din Laye Khushiyon Ka Taiwar,

Is Umeed K Sath Aao Bhol Ke Sare Gham,
New Year 2014 Ko Hum Sab Karen Welcome.

Let All Ur Dreams Be
Posted in Funny new year sms,Happy new year 2015,New year 2015 sms,New year greetings,New year jokes,New year sms,New year sms in English,New year sms in Urdu,New year text,New year wish sms by khalil
Oh My Dear, Forget Ur Fear,
Let All Ur Dreams Be Clear,
Never Put Tear, Please Hear,
I Want to Tell One Thing in ur Ear
Wishing u a Very “Happy New Year…

Soch Rahe Ho Ki Aaj
Posted in Funny new year sms,Happy new year 2015,New year 2015 sms,New year greetings,New year jokes,New year sms,New year sms in Urdu,New year text,New year wish sms by khalil
Happy New Year,
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Soch Rahe Ho Ki Aaj Kyun ?
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Ab Tum Don Ko Sikhao Gay K Kab Wish Karna Hai,
Don Jab Bhi Chahta Hai Tab Wish Karta Hai…

SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes

SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes

SMS Funny Urdu Jokes
source:Google.com.pk
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SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes

SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes

SMS Funny Urdu Jokes
source:Google.com.pk

Wife: Woh admi jo drink kar raha hai, Usko maine 10 saal pehle shadi ke liye inkaar kia tha. Dekho who aaj tak sharab pee raha hai!

Munna : Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa, meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai.

Circuit : Aey Bhai!!! aap to khud doctor ho.
Munna : Bolay to meri fees bahut zyada hai.

Shaadi ke doosre din beti apni maa se: Meri unse ladai ho gayi!

Maa: Shadi mein jhagde toh hote rehte hai fikar mat karo.

Beti: Woh toh thik hai par ab “LAASH” ka kya karu?

Ek aadmi doosrey aadmi sey bola:

“Bivi aur ghadi mey kya faraq hey?”

“Ek bigarti hai to bandh ho jati hai……Doosari bigarti hai to “SHUROO” ho jati hai”

James Bond and a Telgu guy fly to Newyork in a flight. Telgu guy takes the initiative to converse with James Bond.

Telgu guy asks the name of Bond.

Bond says: Bond! James Bond! James Bond 007!

And Bond asks Telgu Guy’s name.

Telgu Guy replies: Prasad! Venkat Prasad!
Veera Venkat Prasad! Sai Veera Venkat Prasad! Srilakshmi Sai Veera Venkat Prasad!

Venkateshwara Srilakshmi Sai Veera Venkat Prasad! Srinivasukala Venkateshwara Srilakshmi

Sai Veera Venkat Prasad!
Sita Ramanjaneyula Srinivasula Venkateshwara Srilakshmi Sai Veera Venkat Prasad!

Ek aadmi doosrey aadmi sey bola:

“Bivi aur ghadi mey kya faraq hey?”

Ek larka apni girlfriend se milne gaya, kuch baat ke baad uski girlfirend chaye(tea) banane ke liye kitchen chali gayi.

Girlfriend ka mobile sofay pe dekh kar larky ne socha ke chalo dekhte hai mera number iss ne kis naam se save kya hai?

Jab usne misscall di toh screen pe likh raha tha “Murgha No.5? Calling”.

Bahu: Khuda ne tumhe battis daant diye hai do char 2-4 patthar nahi chabba sakti kya!!!

Naukrani ne malkin se kaha, memsahab gajab ho gaya, pados ki teen auraten aap ki saas ko peet rahi hai.

Malkin naukrani ke saath balakani se aayi aur chupchap tamasha dekhne lagi.

Naukarani ne poocha, aap madad karne nahi jayengi?

Malkin: Nahi uske liye teen hi kaafi hai.

SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes

SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes

SMS Funny Urdu Jokes
source:Google.com.pk

Kapil Devgrin.pngoctor sahab,'kahin na
kahin' mujhe aisa lagta hai..|
Doctor:Kapilji,aapko batana
padega exactly kahan? nahi toh
ilaaj nahi hoga. grin.png

Ma: When'll you be home?

Me: Late

Ma: Why?

Me: Wo gana hai na 'Hum hai naye andaz kyu ho purana?'

Kattar soch nahi.
Yuva josh.

*slap*
Garibon Ki Thaali Mein 'Shaahi-Pulaav' Aa Gaya,

Lagta Hai Bharat Mein Firse Chunaav Aa Gaya. tongue.png

A girl instantly becomes 500% less attractive the moment you realize that she has a boyfriend grin.png

When i am not able to decide between 'aap' and 'tu', I automatically switch to English grin.png

Things to Learn From SRK Movies:

Kuch Kuch hota hai: DOST SE PYAAR

Mohabattein: PRINCIPAL KI BETI SE PYAAR..

Kal ho na ho: PADOSI KI BETI SE PYAAR

Kabhi khushi Kabhi gum: NAUKAR KI BETI SE PYAAR

Kabhi Alvida na Kehna: ..DUSARO KI BIWI SE PYAAR

Baazigar: DUSHMAN KI BETI SE PYAAR

Pardes: ..DOST KI MANGETAR SE PYAAR

Dil se: TERRORIST SE PYAAR

Mai Hoon na: TEACHER SE PYAAR

Veer Zaara : Hindu hoke Muslim ladki se pyar, woh bhi Pakistani

Chennai Express : DON KI BETI SE PYAAR..

Note - SRK teaches us how to manage risky love affairs..!!!
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arre haa, risky se yaad aaya,

The most risky love is...

Rab ne bana di jodi: KHUD KI biwi se pyaar ..

Ek Raaz Jo Sabko Nahi Pata…
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Wo Ye Hai Ki...
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Titanic Ki Puri Shooting Rajnikant Ke BATH TUB Mein Hui Thi.

SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes