Monday 24 February 2014

SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes

SMS Funny Urdu Jokes 
source:Google.com.pk


khan started dancing

Doctor to khan: There is a tumor in your brain.
Khan started dancing,
Doctor: Why are you dancing?
Khan: No tension about tumor,
I am happy to know that I have brain.


5 rupe ka sawaal

This is “GHURBAT”
FaQir Pathan Se: 5 Rupe Ka Sawal Hai Baba?
Pathan: Baba Jaldi Se Sawal BataO
Mujhe 5 Rupe Ki Buhat Sakhat ZarOort Hai
Me Ne Naswar Leni Ha..


zindagi ki race me bhaago

zindagi ki race me 1st aany k liye
hamesha ye soch kar bhaago k
tum nangy ho or peechy saary pathan hein,
phir dekhna jeet sirf tumhari ho gi sirf tumhari:-


pathan proudly says

Teacher to Pathan:
Where were you born?
Pathan proudly says: In KHYBER PAKHTUNKHAWA.
Teacher: spelling?
Pathan: I think i was born in N.W.F.P. Very Happy


pathan doobte doobte

Pathan galti se samunder mai gir gaya…
Doobte doobte uske hath mei machli aayi..
usay pakar ker bahar pheka or bola:
Ja tu to apni jan bacha le …..


Logical Answer By Pathan

Logical Answer By Pathan
Teacher: Batao zameen or chaand ka apas me kya rishta hy?
Pathan: Bhai Behn ka
Techer: Wo ksy?
Pathan: Q k log chaand ko mamu or zameen ko maa kehtay hy.


looking for expiry date

Ek pathan kafi dair se apna
“NIKAH NAMA” dekh raha tha,
wife ne tung aa kar pocha:
kia dekh rhe ho?
Pathan boola : “EXPIRY DATE”

SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes
SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes
SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes
SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes
SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes
SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes
SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes
SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes
SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes
SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes
SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes

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