SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes : SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes

Thursday 27 February 2014

SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes

SMS Funny Urdu Jokes
source:Google.com.pk

Kapil Devgrin.pngoctor sahab,'kahin na
kahin' mujhe aisa lagta hai..|
Doctor:Kapilji,aapko batana
padega exactly kahan? nahi toh
ilaaj nahi hoga. grin.png

Ma: When'll you be home?

Me: Late

Ma: Why?

Me: Wo gana hai na 'Hum hai naye andaz kyu ho purana?'

Kattar soch nahi.
Yuva josh.

*slap*
Garibon Ki Thaali Mein 'Shaahi-Pulaav' Aa Gaya,

Lagta Hai Bharat Mein Firse Chunaav Aa Gaya. tongue.png

A girl instantly becomes 500% less attractive the moment you realize that she has a boyfriend grin.png

When i am not able to decide between 'aap' and 'tu', I automatically switch to English grin.png

Things to Learn From SRK Movies:

Kuch Kuch hota hai: DOST SE PYAAR

Mohabattein: PRINCIPAL KI BETI SE PYAAR..

Kal ho na ho: PADOSI KI BETI SE PYAAR

Kabhi khushi Kabhi gum: NAUKAR KI BETI SE PYAAR

Kabhi Alvida na Kehna: ..DUSARO KI BIWI SE PYAAR

Baazigar: DUSHMAN KI BETI SE PYAAR

Pardes: ..DOST KI MANGETAR SE PYAAR

Dil se: TERRORIST SE PYAAR

Mai Hoon na: TEACHER SE PYAAR

Veer Zaara : Hindu hoke Muslim ladki se pyar, woh bhi Pakistani

Chennai Express : DON KI BETI SE PYAAR..

Note - SRK teaches us how to manage risky love affairs..!!!
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arre haa, risky se yaad aaya,

The most risky love is...

Rab ne bana di jodi: KHUD KI biwi se pyaar ..

Ek Raaz Jo Sabko Nahi Pata…
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Wo Ye Hai Ki...
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Titanic Ki Puri Shooting Rajnikant Ke BATH TUB Mein Hui Thi.

SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes

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