Tuesday 25 February 2014

SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes

SMS Funny Urdu Jokes 
source:Google.com.pk


lady was filling her tank at a gas station, smoking a cigarette, even though all the signs say not to. The fumes that came out of the gas tank ignited, severely burning her hands.



But it also lit up her arm, too!



Instead of rolling on the ground to put it out, she panicked. She took off running down the street.



A police car was at the intersection where it happened and he tried to stop her to put out her arm, but she just kept running and screaming. All the officer could think of doing was to shoot her in the knee. This took everyone by surprise. The officer ran over to her and put the fire out, then called for an ambulance.



When questioned about his course of action to stop her, the officer said, "My only thought was to stop her. After all, she was waving a fire-arm."

A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.

Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

The blonde started laughing.

This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

This time the blonde laughed even harder.

Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

Q.how do you make seven an even number?
A.take the s out!

What dog can jump higher than a building?

Anydog, buildings can't jump!

SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes
SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes
SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes
SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes
SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes
SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes
SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes
SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes
SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes
SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes
SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes

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