Monday 20 January 2014

SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes

Sms Funny Urdu Jokes
source:Google.com.pk

Apne mobile ko facewash lagakar..
Garam pani se dokar use kumkum aur..
chawal lagakar mandir mey chadaa do..
Kyu ki SMS toh Ap karte nahi..Toh puja karo!!!

 Socha ta us bewakuf koh bhul jayenge,
Dek ker bi andeka kar jayenge,
Par jaise he woh samne aye woh hasi chehra,
Socha is baar dek le agli baar bhul jayenge……

 Agar tum kaho to tumhare liye
aasman se chand taare torr laun,
Agar tum kaho to tumhare liye
aasman se chand taare torr laun,
Lekin tum unka karogi kiya???

 Kya kare in pyare dosto ka
jo dhire dhire hume bhula rahe hain
kabhi kiya karte the dhero msg
aj ek ek paise apni shadi k liye bacha rahe hain…

 Phone ke rishte bhi ajib hote hai.
Balance rakhkar bhi log garib hote hai
Khud to msg karte nahi hai,
Muft ke msg padhne ke kitne shauqin hote hai…

Phone ke rishte bhi ajib hote hai.
Balance rakhkar bhi log garib hote hai
Khud to msg karte nahi hai,
Muft ke msg padhne ke kitne shauqin hote hai…

Jindagi behaal hai,
Sur hai naa taal hai,
Msgbox bhi kangal hai,
kya aapki sms factory me hadtal hai,
yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri,
mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai…


Mila k Hath Dosti Ka Wapas Liya Nahi Jata,
Is Nazuk Riste Ko Zakhm Diya Nahi Jata

Sachmuch Bahut Zaalim H Ye Duniya,
Sasta H Sms Fir B Logo Se Kiya Nahi Jata.

1 admi ke 6 ungliyan thi,
sab log usay Radhe Shyam kehte the,
batao kyo?
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Socho
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Qki Radhe shyam hi uska naam tha, faltu dimag mat chalaya karo.!


Sms Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes
Sms Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes
Sms Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes
Sms Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes
Sms Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes
Sms Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes
Sms Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes
Sms Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes
Sms Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes
Sms Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes
Sms Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes

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