SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes : SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes

Sunday 19 January 2014

SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes

Sms Funny Urdu Jokes
source:Google.com.pk

Teacher : Correct the sentence, “A bull and a cow is grazing in the field”
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first.

Colgate se dant saf krne ka,
Pepsodent se mjbut krne ka,
Babul se fresh krne ka..
Agr fir bhi safed nhi huye to..
Bindas HARPIC use krne ka................
chinku– Yaar tingu tune pure toilet me potty kyu kr di?
tingu– Yaar ye mobile bhi na!
chinku– Kya hua?
tingu– Tune “IDEA” ka ad nhi dekha
“WALK when u TALK”.........................

Do U know the reason why GIRLS like "LAKME" cream...
B'coz they want to say...
L-love
A-and
K-kiss
M-me
E-everyday !!!

A mobile is like women :-
Talks non-stop,
Costs a fortune,
Disturbs when your busy And when U need them urgently,
they have no service.

Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tm, waqt-bewaqt aye vo fever ho tm, Dub kr jisme mr jau vo Rivr ho tm, phir bhi Mere jevn mai forever ho tm...

Height of Over Smartness! College Boy Ne Larki se Poocha: Tumhara Naam Kya Hai? Girl: Mujhe Sab Behan Kehte Hain. . . . Boy: Aur Mujhe Sab Behnoi Kehte Hain.

SUNDAY means:
S= Sotay Raho
U= Utho Dair Se
N= Nahao Mat
D= Dekho T.V
A= Aram Karo
Y= Yad Kro Sirf Mujie..
So, Enjoy Your Sunday…

boy:I luv u
girl:Me too
boy:Tum mujhe kitna pyar karti ho?
girl:Jitna tum mujhe karte ho
boy: U cheater.. main samjha tum waqai mujh se pyar karti ho.

Sms Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes