SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes : Sms Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes

Sunday 19 January 2014

Sms Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes

Sms Funny Urdu Jokes
source:Google.com.pk

Dil mein khuda hai,
Ankho mein nasha hai,
Bato mein maza hai,
Chahat mein ada hai,
Andaz bhi juda hai,
Dosti mein wafa hai,
Arey yaar.. Isiliye to sari
duniya HUM par fida hai.

Dosti agar buri hai to hone mat do,
Ho gai to use khone mat do,
Aur agar dost ho sabse pyara to
us dost ko chain ki neend sone mat do.

Arz Kiya hai..

Dil hai sachha aur dimaag hai Kachha,
Wah wah..

Dil hai sachha aur dimaag hai Kachha,
Wah wah..

Tere msgs nahi aa rahe kya baat hai Bachha..!!

Jab dekha unhone tirchi nazar se,
Kasam khuda ki madhosh ho gaye hum,
Par jab pata chala nazar parmanant tirchi hai,
To wahi khade-khade behosh ho gaye hum.

Teri khamoshi aur
udasi ki wajah hum samajh na sake ae dost,

.
Wo to shaam ko teri mummy ne bataya
ke aaj teri chappal se pitai hui hai!!

Dhadkan dil ki ruk jati hai,
Sanse aksar tham jati hai,
Bahut buri halat hoti hai yaaro,
Jab

Girlfriend se shadi karne ki naubat aati hai..!!

Long Hai Manzil Far Hai Kinara..
Fir Why Nahi Aaya Today Sms Tumhara?
Forget Gaye Number Or Naam Humara?
Ya Fir U Found Some1 Humse Bhi Pyara!

ACP Ne Lash Se Pucha Khoon Kisne Kia Batao
ACP Ne Lash Se Pucha ‘Khoon Kisne Kia Batao
Lash Ne Kaha ‘Melody Khao Khud Jan Jao.

Sms Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes