SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes : SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes

Thursday 16 January 2014

SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes

Sms Funny Urdu Jokes
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Kaash aik din aap Asman per so jayein,
Sitare aap ka bichona ho,
Chand aap ka takya ho,
Raat aap ko chadar ho,
Aur

Subah suraj aik laat maare aur kahe
"Uth ja o nalayak apne ghar ja".

Kamiyab Insan banne ke 3 tareeqa:
1.
2.
3.

Bhootni ke, Pehle insan to banja.
Phir sochiyo kamiyab hone ka

If you want to check your brain
Stand in front of cow
Agar aap ke pass aye to samajh lena ke bhoosa hai,
Aur agar chali jaye to samajh lena khali hai.

Your account has been recharged successfully with Rs 2000.
Your new balance is now Rs 2050
Aha!
Chehra tu dekho jaisay langur k hath angur lag gaya ho.

Pathan Ne Kafan Ki Shop Kholi.
Logo Ne Use Bohat Mara Kyu?
Kyu K Us Ne Shop Per Likha Hua Tha 12 Kafan Lene Per Bachay K Kafan FREE !

Kabhi hausla bhi azma lena chahiye, Bure waqt me muskura lena chahiye,
Agr 7ve din bhi khujli na mite to 8ve din naha lena chahiye......................funny sms jokes in Hindi

:: new latest funny sms ::

Maalik: Ramu, iss saal tum 4 bar apne dada k marne ki chutti le chuke ho.
Ramu: Maalik, iss bar meri dadi ki shaadi hai..

Tum hanste raho,
nachte raho,
muskurate raho,
sada khil khilata raho,
khush raho aur gungunate raho,

Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that

everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Q: What did John Logie Baird found when he invented television?

Ans: There is Rajni’s movie already telecasting!

Four things which brings tears to the eye:
Broken Love.
Separated Friendship.
Death.
Onion!

Sms Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes