SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes : SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes

Friday 31 January 2014

SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes

SMS Funny Urdu Jokes
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Arab couple went 2 London, in the hotel room, husband heard his wife scream 'Faar Faar' (arabic word for Mouse)

He wanted to inform Room Service but didnt know English word for Faar.

Husband: Hello Room Service?

Room Service: Yes Sir, how can I help you?

Husband: you know Tom & Jerry?

Room Service: Yes Sir, I know.

Husband: Walla Habibi, JERRY is here, in our Room...!!

Message by Confused Alarm Clock to Dear Human, . . . . . . .

You get Mad when I wake you up & you also get Mad when I don't wake you..

"What is that you Exactly want from ME?" .

Don't Try To Understand Women

Women Understand Women And They Hate Each Other ...!! -)

Dad's writes on son's facebook wall:

Dear Son, how are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot.

Please turn off the computer and come down for dinner.

Dad's writes on son's facebook wall:

Dear Son, how are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot.

Please turn off the computer and come down for dinner.

A Russian visiting Pakistan goes for an eye check-up.

The eye sspecialist shows the letters 'CWXQSAZ' to the Russian.

Doctor: Can you read this?

Russian: Read? I even know this guy..!!Yay

Sunehri BaT

Insan Apni Khubsurti, Kpron Or Taleem Se Nhi Pehchna Jata

Balky Wo Agr Ksi Chiz Se Pehchana Jata Hy To Wo Hy Sirf Or Sirf Uska

Shanakhti Card.

BEBAS MOMENTSmile

When a small kid hits you again and again without any reason in front of his mom :> & you can't do anything but smile and say

"beta NAHIIIII"

Baat Din Ki Nhi Muje Raat Se Darr Lgta Hy,

Ghar Kacha Hy Mera Muje Barsaat Se Dar Lgta Hy.

UsNe Tohfey Me Diye Muje Khoon K Aansu,

Zindgi Ab Teri Har Soghat Se Dar Lgta Hy.

Choro Pyar Ki Baten Koi Or Baat Kro,

Ab To Piyar Ki Har Baat Se Dar Lgta Hy.

Meri Khatir Wo Kahin Badnaam Na Ho Jaye,

Is Liye Uski Har Mulaqat Se Dar Lagta Hy.

Apno Me Reh Kr Kuch Aisey ZaKhm Khaye hain,

K Humain to ab Apni Zaat Se Darr Lagta ha.

Kia dabang farmaya Sonakshi ne maza a gya,

K thappar se nhi sahab pyar se dar lagta ha.

SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes