Monday 3 February 2014

SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes

SMS Funny Urdu Jokes 
source:Googke.com.pk
Jailar : Phaansi Se Pehley Kis Se Milo Gay?

Santa : Bivi Se

Jailar : Maa Baap Se Nahi ?

Santa : Maa Baap to Paida Hote Hi Mil Jayen Gay
Biwi ke Liye Sala Phir 28 Saal Intezar Karna Parega…

1 Larki Se 1 Larke Ne Dil Manga

To Larki Ne Kaha Kal Dungi
Next Day Larki Apne Sath Bacha Le Kar Ai

Or Larke Ko De Diya

Larke Ne Pucha Ye Kyun…?
To Larki Ne Kaha

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Dil To Bacha Hai Jee

Teacher: Tum Late Kyun Aye Ho..?
Student: Ami Abu Lar Rahe They Is Liye

Teacher:Wo Lar Rahe They Tu Tum Kyun Late Aye..?
Student: Mera Ak Joota Ami Ke Pas tha or Ak Abu Ke Pas..

Doctor Ne Pathan Ko Samjhaya Ke Agar Wo Roz 3 Km Chale To 1 Saal Mein 50 Kg Wazan kam Ho Jaye Ga.

1 Saal Baad Pathan Ne Doctor Ko Call Ki,

Doctor Sahib Wazan To Kam Ho Geya  Hy Magar 1 Problem Ho Gayi

Dr: What problem.

Pathan:  Khocha Ham Apna Ghar se 1100km Door Pohanch Geya Hy…

Ak Mareez Ne Doctor Se Kaha,

Main Ek Month Se 50Rs. Ki Rozana Dawa Kha Raha Hoon

Lekin Mujhe Koi Fayda Nazar Nahi Aa Raha,

Doctor: Acha To Main Apko Kal Se 40 RS. KI

Dawai Dun Ga,

Jis Se Apko Roz Ka 10RS. Ka Fayda Nazar Aye Ga.

Shiekh: Is Sheeshy ki koi Garanty ?

Dukandar: Ap isko 100 Manzil Se Nichy Girao Ye 99 Manzil Tak Nahi Totey Ga.

Shiekh: Jee Oye Shehzade Kar Dey Pack…

Jes Din Se us Bewafa Ne Mujhy Chora Hai
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“Dost”
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Yaqeen Mano
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Mobile Ki Battery 3 Se 4 Din Aaram Se Chal Jati Hai..?


SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes
SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes
SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes
SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes
SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes
SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes
SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes
SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes
SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes
SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes
SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes

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