SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes : SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes

Monday 3 February 2014

SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes

SMS Funny Urdu Jokes
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Train me ek Husband apni beautiful wife se jhagda karte huye ..

Tujhse Shaadi karke pachta raha hu,
Dil karta hai tujhe kutto ke aage daal du.

Saamne wala passenger..
Bhow, Bhow Bhow, Bhow .. :-P

Doctors After Operation and Students After Exam Both tell the Same Answer
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We Tried Our Best
Can’t Say Anything Right Now! :D

Maine ek ladki ki madad ki to

Maine ek ladki ki madad ki to..
usne muje thank u bola.
Maine kaha thank u mat kaho…
ye lo mera Number aur 3 ladkiyo ko dena
Aur un se kaho k ye
aur 3 ladkiyo ko de… :-D ;-)

First time in the history it happened and won’t happen again

Rajnikant vs sardar: opening Question to both in a competition..
What is half of 8?

Rajni: 4

Sardar: Depend karta hai.
agar horizontally half karo to ’0′
aur vertically karo to ’3′

Rajnikant Lost!

badda aaya Rajnikant.. :D

Ladki patane ka tarika..

Chupke se usko piche jakar pakad lo
Agar hasi to samjo FASI
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Agar gussa huyi to zor zor se chillao
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DIDI DAR GAYI
DIDI DAR GAYI!! :twisted:

Pappu aur uske dost Ne do Ghode khareede.
Baat Ye hui ki kaunsa Ghoda Kis ka hai?

Pappu: Main Apne Ghode ki Dum kat deta hon! Ye Nishani Hogi.
Subha dekha to Doosre Ghode ki Dum bhi kisi Ne Kaat Di.

Pappu: aaj Main apne Ghode Ka Kaan Kaat deta hun..
Agli subha doosre Ghode ka bhi Kaan Kata hua tha.
Dono bade pareshan ki.. Ab Kya Kiya Jaaye !

Bahut Soch vichar ke baad Pappu bola:

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Chal chhor yaar..
Safed ghoda tera
Kala ghoda Mera.. :D

SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes