SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes : SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes

Wednesday 26 February 2014

SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes

SMS Funny Urdu Jokes
source:Google.com.pk

Mehfil me hamari chappal kho gayi to hum ghar kaise jayenge?

To hamane kaha-

Ap shayari to shuru kijiye, itne ayenge ki aap gin nahi payenge....

Boyfrnd & Grlfrnd r like 2 tyres of a vehicle even if 1 puncture, d vehicle can't move further

So

intelligent people always keep an extra tyre.....

What is a mobile?
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Answer dhoond rahe ho..?
ye haath me kya chappal pakdi hai ?
kaise kaise namune hain ..!
ye hi mobile hota hai...!!

Chuhe ne sherni ko kiya propose, gift diya use red rose..

Sherni ne kaha ja phele apni surat aaine me dekh.

Chuha bola surat par mat ja pagli confidence to dekh....

6 flowers 4 u
1 4 health
2 4 wealth
3 4 happiness
4 4 frndship
or baki 2
kaan pe laga lo
mast lagoge..
@('.')@

arre wah ! Najar na lag jaye....

R u Ashish's friend?
I m msg 4m his cell.
if u meet him plz tel him 2 come & take his cell.
he left it in my car on our last date....

From....Aishwarya rai...

1 sardar ko chand par bhejne kaa failsa hua.
aadhe raste jakar sardar rocket se kood gaya or chillaya dhokha !
Kamino Saalo !
Aaj to amawasya hai, chand to hoga hi nahi....

GAALI Kya hai ?
Krodh ke samay mukh se nikle shabd ya shabdo ka samuh jinke ucharan ke paschat vyakti ke hriday ko shanti ka anubhav hota hai.....

SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes