SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes : SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes

Wednesday 5 February 2014

SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes

SMS Funny Urdu Jokes
source:Google.com.pk

June mein kabhi holi nahi hoti
May mein kabhi Diwali nahi hoti
Koi pyar bhara dil roya hoga
Varna January me kabhi barsat nahi hoti.

Kash pyar ka insurance ho jata,
pyar karne se pehle premium bharwaya jata.
pyar me wafa mili to theek warna,
bewafaon pe jo kharcha hota uska claim to mil jata.. :

Arz kiya jai…..gaurr farrmaiye
Lamha-Lamha waqt guzar jayega,
Kuch hii dino mein ‘VALENTINE DAY’ aa jayega,
Abhi bhi tym hai kisi se ‘AFFAIR’ kar lo,
Varna yeh valentine bhi ‘PATNI’ ke saath hii guzar jayega!!! ;)

Dedicate to All Kamine Type Friends

Arz Kiya Hai

Dost Teri yaad me SuSu lag gaya..

Wah wah wah..
(Haso mat pagalo….Emotions dekho)

Dost Teri yaad me SuSu lag gaya

Ye bhi toh aansu hi hai pagle Bas rasta Bhatak gaya.. :twisted:

Kisi shayar ne kaha tha ki,
mahbub tere pyar me,
tadpana aacha lagta hai.

tujse milne ki khawaish me,
bichudna aacha lagta hai..

kasam tere pyar ki,
jab dur hu tujse..to
tuje yad karna aachha lagta hai..

par hame to..

RAJAI me jane se pahle..
thund se KAMPANA..
aacha lagta hai.

Begano se pyar ki gunjaish nahi hoti,
maut ke bad baki koi khwish nahi hoti,
shyad koi pyar bhara dil tuta hoga warna,
‘January’ mein barish nahi hoti..!!Muqadar main raat ki nend nahi to kya hua…
Hum bhi muqadr ko dhoka de kar din ko so jatay hain..

(‘,’)/ Oh my God
<) ( I am SO INTELLIGENT NA

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SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes