SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes : SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes

Monday 3 February 2014

SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes

SMS Funny Urdu Jokes
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Teacher :- Insaan Wo Hey Jo dusron K Kaam Aaye.
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Pappu :- Lekin Exam K Waqt Na To Aap Khud Insan Banti Hain,

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Na dusron Ko Insan Banne Deti Hain..

Doctor owr Allah ko khabi naraz mat karna
Kionke jab Allah naraz hota hai, tu wo Doctor ke pas bhej daita hai
Owr jab Doctor naraz hota hai, tu wo Allah ke pas bhej daita hai

Teacher: Tum late kion aye ho?
Student: Ammi Abbu lar rahy thay eslie
Teacher:Wo lar rahay thay tu tum kion late aye
Student: Mera ek joota ammi ke pas tha owr ek abbu ke pas

Aaj fir Pappu ne Kamaal Kar diya..
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BANK me jake So Gaya..
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Kyu.?
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Kyuki Usne Board Par Padha
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Yaha SONE par LOAN milta Hai

Height of Fashion
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A 3 years old baby telling his mom:

Mom, Pamper zara neechay baandhna, dashing look aati hai..!!

Ek ladka ladki ko dekhne gaya
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Ladke ne english me baat karne ki sochi Aur bola- English chalti hai na ?
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Ladki sharmate hue
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SODA saath ho to DESI bhi chalti hai

Le wapda: yeh bass last month hai loadshedding ka

Le awam: wow great! yani us k baad bijli ni jaye gee?

Le wapda: ni, phirr bijli khatam ho jaye ge

Dard Itna Tha Zindagi Men, Dharkan Sath Dene Se Ghabra Gai FARAZ,
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Band Thi Ankhein Kisi Ki Yaad Men, Mout Aai oR Dhoka Kha Gai..

BOys k dil ki sab se bari khUwahish
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Khd ktne e kaminey Q na hOn
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But
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Larki shareef chaiye !!

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Sir – Kaunsa Panchi sabse Tez udta hai?

Papu – Hathi

Sir – Nalayk,Tera Baap kya karta hai..?

Papu – Chota Rajan ke Gang me shooter hai

Sir – Shabashhhh: Hathi sahi jawab hai

SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes