SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes

SMS Funny Urdu Jokes 
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Raju: main purse ghar bhool aaya, mujhe 1000 rupaye chahiye. Bania: bilkul dost, Yeh lo 10 rupaye riksha karle ghar se le aao

Raju: Vo ladki mujhe ke muskura rahi hai. Pappu: yeh to kuchh bhi nahi, jab maine pehli baar tunhe dekha tha to 3 din hassi nahi rok paya

Husband: agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to main pagal ho jaaunga. Wife: doosri shaadi to nahin karoge? Husband: pagal to kuch bhi kar sakta hai.

Doctor: tum roz subah bahar khade ho kar auraton ko kyun ghoorte ho? Raju: ji, bahar likha hai: auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am - 11am hai.

Raju ek sadhu se bola: baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao. Sadhu: beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?

Pappu: tumne apni patni ko birthday par diamond ring kyun di? Voh to car chahati thi na? Raju: par main nakli car kahan se le ke aata?

Raju: main apni patni ko kya gift doon? Pappu: Diamond ring de. Raju: nahi main kuch bada dena chahata hoon. Pappu: fir tractor ka tyre de!

Biwi: Kal raat aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye. Husband:Sab galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost,1 bottle, aur woh 3 kambakht peete nahin

Pappu sent sms to raju: bhejne-wala mahan, padhne-wala gadha. Raju got angry and replied: bhejne-wala gadha, padhne-wala mahan.

Girl friend: kya shaadi k baad bi tum mujhe itna pyar karoge? Boy friend: kyun nahin? Mujhe to shadi-shuda girls bahut pasand hain.

Boss: Driver ki job hai. Starting salary rs.2000 Theek hai? Raju: Gaddi start karne ki salary is o.k par Gaddi chalane ki salary kitni hai?

Raju: mera kid bahut fast english bolta hai. Pappu: beta bolke dikha. Kid: english english english english english.

Raju: beta ye kaisi machis laaye ho ek bhi tilli nahi jal rahi. Son: kya baat karte ho papa sab ki sab check kar ke laya hoon.

Customer: raju ji lassi me makkhi hai. Raju: oye chupkar dil bada rakh, ye nanni si jaan teri kitni lassi pee jayegi.

Saas: bhagwan ne tumhe 2 aankhe di. Chawal me se 2-4 patthar nahi nikal sakti. Bahu: Tumhe 32 daant diye 2-4 patthar nahi chaba sakti kya.

Gal to Banta: Kya shaadi k baad bi tum muje itna pyar karoge? Banta: Kyon nahin? Mein to diwana hoon shadi-shuda aurton ka.

Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got irritated... drank poison & said, Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge!


Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery. The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du? Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?

SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes 

SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes 

SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes 

SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes 

SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes 

SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes 

SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes 

SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes 

SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes 

SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes 

SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes