SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes : SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes

Tuesday 25 February 2014

SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes

SMS Funny Urdu Jokes
source:Google.com.pk

Priyee
Me phule magitlee
Tu malaa pushpaguchyaa dilas
Mayn dagad magitlaa
Tuu malaa sundar murtee dilis
Mayn morpis magitlee
Tu mala mor dilas
bahiree aahes kee key

Rung-gandhachya utsavat,
Samil hoo yaa surejan,
Gudhipadvyachya shubhecha deyun,
Sajraa karuu yaa navvarshachaa san.
Nutan Varshachya Hardik Shubhecchaa.

When i call you..
1. Ringing means i m thinking u.
2. Ringing means i like u.
3. Ringing means i miss u.
4. Ringing means i need u.
5. Ringing means behray phone uchal

SoMeDay.. u'll 4get abt me.. My Name.. My VoiCe.. Who I am.. & who I am 2 u.. & if that ever happens...
AAI SHAPPAT DHOPTUN TAKEEN TULA..!

Ekda ek manus doctor kade jato. Tyala constipation cha traas hot asto.
Patient: "Doctor, mala alikade hoat nahi"
Doctor: Theek ahe aajpasun palikade basun bagha kahi farak padto ka te".

Dharmendrachya ghari ekda marathi chor ghusala.
Dharmendra ragane oradala, "kamine.."
chor ghabarat bolala "ho, thik ahe saheb, kami neto".

Corporate Concept:
Ultimate way to Relief from Stress @ work..
Close your Eyes..
Take a Deep Breath..
Settle Down..
Just Relax..
then say...

"Bhosadyat Geli Company"

Ek Sardaarji tyachya sundar bahinila scootar varun geun chalala asto. Tevdhyat kahi targat mule tyachya bahinila baghun mhantaat," yaar, kya bivi mili hai sardaar ko!!" Sardaarji te aikto ani khup chidto, to scooter park karto ani tyanna mhanto, " Aare saale, bivi hogi teri! Vo to meri behen hai!!"

SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes