SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes : SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes

Wednesday 19 February 2014

SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes

SMS Funny Urdu Jokes
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Boy was in a park behind a tree with his girl-friend …
Old man: Beta, kya ye hamari sanskriti hai?
Boy: Nahin uncle! Ye Pallavi hai.
Aap dusre ped ke piche check karo.

Valentine died for love,
Romeo also died for love,
Jack in titanic died for love,
Samson in the Bible died for love,
Greek heroes Hercules & Achilles died 4 love.
Even Jesus Christ died for love!
where are the women?

Don’t buy any woman a Valentines treat/ Gift/ Diamond ring this year until she gives u atleast 5 names of women who died for love…
Because no woman would die for love…

Wake up guys…
Jaago Boyfriends jaago.

Four facts jo khatam hone pe bahut takleef deti hai…
1: Dosti..
2: Paisa
3: Pyaar
Aur
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4: Ravivaar….

Last vala to rula hi deta hai

Ek Secretary apne boss ke sath train trip pe ja rahi thi…
Raat ko wo kafi der tak Boss ko apne Qisse sunati rahi..
Ke Achanak Boss ne puchha:
‘Kya Khayal Hai Aaj Raat Hum Dono Miyan-Biwi Ki Tarah Guzaaren’

Secretary sharmate hue boli: Sir, jese aap ki marzi

Boss: To chalo phir apni bak bak band karo aur mujhe sone do..

Na dosto Na.
Gande msg or mere number se ?
Impossible…

Pandit ji meri shaadi ko 5 saal hogaye, Par, Ek bhi baccha nahi hua!

Pandit: mein Badrinath me tumhare naam ka Diya jala dunga. Jis-se tumahri manokamna poori hogi

10 saal baad… Pandit uske ghar aaya. Ghar me 10 bacche the

Pandit: Mubarak ho ! baccho ke papa kaha hai..??
Wife: Badrinath gaye hain, Diya bujhaane….

SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes