SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes : SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes

Monday 3 February 2014

SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes

SMS Funny Urdu Jokes
source:Google.com.pk

Wife Pati ko Maar Rahi Thi

Padosi : Kyu maar rahi ho bechare pati ko ?

Patni : Koi bechara nahin hai, Inko call kiya to ek ladki boli
“Aap hamare jis grahak se sampark karna chahte ho,
wo abhi vyast hai” kripaya kuch der bhaad call kare

Foreign School Picnic At Zoo :
“Hey Dude Look At That Monkey”
“So Cute.”
“He Is Sleeping.”
“Don’t Disturb”
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Indian School Picnic At Zoo :
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“Abe Wo Dekh TERA BAAP So Raha
Hai,”
“Patthar Maar,Utha Saale Ko”..

Indians got it right.

Somwar, Mangalwar, Budhwar, Guruwar, Shukrawar, Shaniwar, Raviwar.

Sala Every day is a war!
Zindagi jung hai BhaiSaab..!!!!…>=) =))

Aaj ke zamane mein ek pretty
ladki ke single hone ke utne hi
chances hai jitne Lal Krishna Advani ke PM banane ke…

Rahul Gandhi – My girlfriend dumped me
reasoning that I am still a kid.
Sonia Gandhi – What did you do?
Rahul Gandhi – I just turned up the volume of ‘
Chhota Bheem’ so that I couldn’t hear her..

Teacher: “Mai teri jaan
nikal dungi” ka future tense kya
hoga..???

Ladhki samajhdar honi chaiye,

Lovely toh University bhi hai

Height of revenge:

After being rejected by her,
I started driving rickshaw in
her street and now…. I reject her everyday.

Sanskrit teacher : what is the meaning of
‘Tamaso-ma Jyotir-gamaya’
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Student : Tum so jaao Maa, mein
Jyoti ke ghar ja raha hoon….

SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes