SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes : SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes

Wednesday 5 February 2014

SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes

SMS Funny Urdu Jokes
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Train me ek Husband apni beautiful wife se jhagda karte huye ..

Tujhse Shaadi karke pachta raha hu,
Dil karta hai tujhe kutto ke aage daal du.

Saamne wala passenger..
Bhow, Bhow Bhow, Bhow ..

Maine ek ladki ki madad ki to..
usne muje thank u bola.
Maine kaha thank u mat kaho…
ye lo mera Number aur 3 ladkiyo ko dena
Aur un se kaho k ye
aur 3 ladkiyo ko de…

Tujhe bhulane ke liye peeta hu main,
khud ko mitane ke liye peeta hu main,
cigarette hai to kya hua,
tera gum bhulane ke liye peeta hu main.
har ek kash main tujhe bhulata hu main,
har ek pal main maut ke aur kareeb jata hu main,
cigarette hai to kya hua,
dil jalane ke liye peeta hu main.
wafa nahi karti to bewafai bhi nahi karti ye,
ke mujhe chod ke ruswai bhi nahi karti ye,
jab chaha mujhe mil gai,
ke teri tarha intazaar nahi karati ye.
cigarette hai to kya hua,
tujhe dil main samane ke liye peeta hu.
janta hu ke maut ko hoton se lagata hu main,
har kash main zindigi dhuein main udata hu main,
manta hu har uss pal main bhool jaata hu tujhe,
jis bhi pal main jalata hu isse.

Ladki patane ka tarika..

Chupke se usko piche jakar pakad lo
Agar hasi to samjo FASI
&
Agar gussa huyi to zor zor se chillao
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DIDI DAR GAYI
DIDI DAR GAYI!!

SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes