SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes : SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes

Tuesday 11 February 2014

SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes

SMS Funny Urdu Jokes
source:Google.com.pk

Nurse to Patient: How old R U, Mrs. Smith?
Patient: None of ur business.
Nurse: But the doctor must know ur age 4 his records.
Patient: Well, 1st, multiply 20 by 2, then add 10. Got that?
Nurse: Yes. 50.
Patient: All Right, now subtract 50, & tell me, what do U get?
Nurse: Zero.
Patient: And that's exactly the chance of me telling U my age.

Apun wishing you a wonderful, super duper, zabardast,
extra bariya, extra special ekdum mast n dhinchak bole to
ekdum jhakaas, JANAM DIN mubarak ho..

A Little key can open big locks Simple words reflect great thoughts Your smile can cure heart problems So keep on smiling more and more Have a happy new year full of smile.

Dekho kaise matakte ho
kitna uchal k chalte ho.

Mana ap ka janamdin hai,
itna kyu fudakte ho.

Chalo HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Chhotey Hokey Birthday Manay Ta Yaad Nahin
Si,
Jawani Ch Birthday Manaya Ta Koi Paas Nahin
Si,
Aj Tuhaada Birthday Aaya Ta Vi Menu
Tuhadey Bulaun Di Aas Nahin Si,
Fir Vi Tushi Bulaaya Hai Saanu Khush
Naseeb Bnaya Hai.
Janam Din Di Lakh Lakh Vadhaiyan…

Dad :

Son, What Do You Want For Your Birthday?

Son :

Not Much Dad,

Just A Radio

With A Sports Car Around It…

Step by step the journey goes on,
Little by little it may seem so long.
Forget about your past,
you can’t change it,Forget about your future,

you cant predict it..Just think about present,

you can handle it..Enjoy presents every moment & be happy….

SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes