SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes : SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes

Tuesday 25 February 2014

SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes

SMS Funny Urdu Jokes
source:Google.com.pk

1 pagal har waqt kehta tha
“Ghulail Banao ga,Chirya maro ga”
“Ghulail Banao ga Chirya maro ga”
1 Din usko paglon k Dctr k pas le gay us ka elaj kia
Dr: AB KYA KRO GE?
PAGAL: Shadi karo ga nokri Dhondo ga.
Ghar Basaon ga.
DR: Vry nice phir kya kro gy?
PAGAL: Bachon ko achy school Bhejon ga.
Unki Brthday kron ga.Neker or shirt gift aayen gi
DR: GUD GUD PHIR?
PAGAL: unki nekar se lastic nikalon ga.
Phir
“Ghulail Bnaon ga or chryia maron ga.
Dr: lakh de lanat.

Girl: Ur Name..??
.
Boy: Black Lion..
.
Girl: Are you joking..??
.
Boy: No, it means Kalu Singh..
and Yours..??
.
Girl: soft Underwear..
.
Boy: Are you joking..??
.
Girl: No
it means Komal Chadda.

Pyaar ladko ko bhi chahiye,
aur ladkiyo ko bhi.
.
.
Difference is that
ladkiyo ko Ashiqui 2 movie wala chahiye.
.
.
.
And ladko ko..
.
.
.
.Murder2
.
.
Emran hashmi ki movies wala Chahiye

Boy- I Love you.
.
.
Girl- I’m engaged with
someone

and i have a boyfriend
& i also have 2 serious afairs.

.
.
Boy(after long thinking)

“DEKH LE KUCH ADJUST HO SAKE TOH”.

SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes