SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes : SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes

Tuesday 11 February 2014

SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes

SMS Funny Urdu Jokes
source:Google.com.pk

Son of Pathan: Why did you call me yesterday?
Teacher: I never called you.
Son of Pathan: Then why did my call list say - 1 miss call!

Next generation Kindergarten poem:
Chatting Chatting?
Yes Papa!
Girlfriend setting?
No Papa!
Telling lies?
No Papa!
Open your Whatsapp.
Ha ha ha...

A husband once complained
Dear Google,
Please stop behaving like my wife…
Will you please allow me to complete
the whole sentence before you start…?

ye kafan ye qabar ye janazy rasm e shariyat hain dost
mar to insan tab he jata ha jb koi kehta ha ohey
.....
.....
.....
jarsi landy di payi aaa.

I m on a light diet:
I eat in daylight
I eat in moonlight
And sometimes, I eat in refrigerator light!

Forward This Msg To Your Friends and Get
Cool, Funny and Amazing Replies.,

But Reply Me First.

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Light hay. . .*

Jab rishte walay ap ko daikhnay ayen to apny mun per Meezan oil lagain.

Q K

Her cheez
Meezan me achi lagti hai. . .*

Hamari Light To Ab Is Tarha Se Aati Hy fArAz
Jaisey Shadi K Bad Beti Bap K Ghar Aati Hy

(acha abbu mai chalti hon, subha unhen kaam pe bhi jana hy)

SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes