SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes : SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes

Tuesday 4 February 2014

SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes

SMS Funny Urdu Jokes
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Santa: I committed a big mistake by marrying my 'Secretary'.
Banta: Marriage anyone is a big mistake, why pin-point just the poor 'Secretary'.
Santa: No it's not that. I thought that she'll still continue to obey my orders!

LIFE MEANS:-
6 frnds,
2 bikes but no petrol
exam nite,6 duffers no notes.
sitting on sea view ,
6 smokers n only 1 cigrete!
1 girl,6 frnds n all saying "teri bhabhi hai" || Latest Funny SMS 2014 ||

Girl sitting on a park bench.
Funny Begger: Hi Darling.
She angrily: How dare u call me as darling.?
Begger: Then what r u doing on my bed?

Bekaar hai vo log jo,
ladkiyon ko miss karte hain,
Miss karna hain to
“machcharo” ko karo,
jo apni jaan pe khel kar bhi,
apko kiss karte hai.

A long time ago, two men made a joke on Rajinikanth.
No they are known as

Ques - bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai?
Ans-jab koi ladki shaadi se pehle
Pregnant ho jaye,aur uski maa
Kahe,"hey bhagwan ye tune kya kiya,"

Hawa me bindas ud raha tha galib.
Hawa me betab ud raha tha galib.
Hawa me ajad ud raha tha galib.
Phir kya...ruk gaye hawa,
gir gya galib..

vo bhi kya din tha
jab log hame kiss kiya karte the.
magr afsos us waqt hm
2 saal ke hua karte the?

Manjil ko pana hai to
Hausla sath rakhna,
Agr Dost ko pana hai to
Aitbar sath rakhna,
Agr hamesha Muskurana hai to
"brush or colgate Sath rakhna"

SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes