SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes : SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes

Tuesday 18 February 2014

SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes

SMS Funny Urdu Jokes
source:Google.com.pkSanta: I got a call from a charity asking me to donate some of my clothes for starving people throughout the world.
Banta: So you did?
Santa: No, I told them to get lost.
Banta: That was rude.
Santa: No way, anybody who fits into my clothes can't be starving!
Santa: This is getting really irritating.

Banta: What happened?
Santa: This is the 10th ATM that I've been to... that has "insufficient funds"!

Pappu: Dad, will you take me to the Zoo today?
Santa: Certainly not. If they want you, they can come and get you!

Santa: I had a few good days over the past one week.
Banta: That's nice. Any special reason for it?
Santa: My wife gave me a bouquet full of roses on Rose Day. She gave me so many chocolates on Chocolate Day and I also got a hug and a cute teddy. Now I am eagerly awaiting for Women's Day!
Happy Valentine's Day!

Santa: Heard 'B' is feeling very hot.
Banta: How come?
Santa: Simply because he is not having AC around it!

Santa's romantic Valentines poem for his wife, Jeeto:
Roses are Laal;
Violets are Nileh;
You've made the Daal;
Now wash the Patileh!

Santa: Why does a woman say she's been shopping when she doesn't buy a thing?
Jeeto: Why does a man say he's been hunting when he hasn't shot anything?

Santa: Wives are like microwaves.
Banta: You mean they're hazardous?
Santa: Yes they are; and they cook our food!
Banta: Your cousin, who was trying so hard to get a Government job, what is he doing now?
Santa: He's doing nothing. He got the government job!

Santa: I take a cold shower every morning and even in winters.
Banta: Why brag about it?
Santa: Gosh, that's why I take it!

Santa: Our new neighbour is an "Aam Aadmi Party" member.
Banta: How do you know that?
Santa: Today morning, when I waved my hand to her, she showed me the 'Broom'!

SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes