SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes : SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes

Tuesday 25 February 2014

SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes

SMS Funny Urdu Jokes
source:Google.com.pk

Pappu proposd a girl with romantic poem :-

kutta mar gya razai mein

Main pagal hu teri judai mein

Hathi naali me beh nahi sakta

Yeh pappu tere bin reh nahi sakta

1 kavi garibi se tang aa kr Daku Ban gya, Daketi karne 1 bank gya or kaha
Arz kiya hai
Takdir mein jo hai wahi milega..
Hands Up,Koi apni Jagah se nhi Hilega!! :P
Fir cashier se kaha
Apne kuch khwab meri ankho se nikal lo
Jo kuch bi tmhare pas h jldi se is bag me dal do!!
Bahut koshish krta hu teri yad bhulane ki..
Khabrdar, koi koshish na kare police ko bulane ki.!!
Fir jate-jate kaha..
Bhula de mujhe kya jata h tera.
Mai goli mar dunga jo kisi ne picha kia mera

Teri haasi p me sari jawaniluta dunga,
.
Wah
.
Teri haasi p me sari jawaniluta dunga,
.
VAHI RUK JAAO.
warna me goli chala dunga.

Arz kiya hai........
Gaur Farmaiyega...

Jab dekha unhone tirchi nazar se,

Kasam khuda ki madhosh ho gaye hum,

Par jab pata chala

nazar permenent tirchi hai,

To wahi khade-khade behosh ho gaye hum..

Arz Hai..
Kapde Silvane Ho To
Dhund Lo Darji..
Wah Wah..
Ershad-Ershad..
Ki Kapde Silvane Ho To
Dhund Lo Darji..
aur
Nangu pungu Ghumna

Ho To, Aapki Marji!

SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes