SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes : SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes

Tuesday 4 February 2014

SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes

SMS Funny Urdu Jokes
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Someone Asked Shakespeare:

"U Married A Girl Elder Than U, Why?"

He Showed Him A Calendar N Said

......"A Week Has 7 Days;

Can U Say Which Day Is

Younger,Either Sunday Or

Saturday ??

So, Love Comes From Heart Not In

Age..."

Love Has No Age.

-MORAL:

Senior Girls R Also

Available For Boys'.:

he said to me:'I LOVE YOU':)

i said....

oh my GOD!!!! what a co-incodence!:O

i love my self too....

A physics student proposing a chemistry Girl:

I love u more than an electron wants to attract proton.

Girl:

Oye carbon monoxide,apna conical flask jesa face lay k foran yahan sy reduce ho ja,is sey pehley k tujhey oxidise kar dun or tu reaction k qabil bhi na rahey.
Kambakht, Graphite ki aulad:-

1- Money can't buy happiness... but somehow, it's more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a bicycle.

2- Forgive your enemies, but remember their names.

3- Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember u when he is in trouble again.

4- Most people are only alive because it's illegal to shoot them.

5- Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then neither does milk.
So Cheers! :-)

To live a life, we need:

1. Brain

2. Intelligence

3. Knowledge

4. Expression

5. Looks

6. Luck

So,

I salute YOU....

for managing Without these:-

SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes