SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes : SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes

Tuesday 25 February 2014

SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes

SMS Funny Urdu Jokes
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Pappu V/S Teacher

Teacher :- Insaan Wo Hey Jo dusron K Kaam Aaye.
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Pappu :- Lekin Exam K Waqt Na To Aap Khud Insan Banti Hain,

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Na dusron Ko Insan Banne Deti Hain..

Malik: Abhi tak tujh se machar nahi maray? Mairy kaanon mai gunguna rahay hain
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Nokar: Sahib! Mai ne machar mar deye hain, yai tu unki bewiyan hai jo bewa ho kar ro rahi hain

Dada or dadi ne,apni jawani ke dino ko phir se yad kar ke manane ka socha,
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unho ney faisla kia ke hum phir drya kinare milangay,
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dada suba jaldi uth kar tyar ho ke, gulab le kar drya kinare pohncha, boht dair ho gayi dadi nahi ayi,wo ghusse me ghar aya, or phool phainkty howe bola, tum ayi kion nhi?
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Dadi sharmaty howe boli:
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Ammi ne jane nai diya

Teacher:

Kisi Aisi Jaga ka Name Batao

Jaha buht Sary Log Ho Phir

Bhe Ap AKeLy FeeL KarTey Ho.
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STuDeNT:
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ExaMaNaTiON HaLL…

People in relationship are busy on Phone in asking

Mele Babu ne kya khaya
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Meanwhile,

Single are still Busy in

Saali Rajai me Hawaa Ghus khaa se rahi hai :P

3rd class ka baccha apni Miss se kehta hai

Mai apko kesa lagta hun… ??

Miss: so sweet

Baccha: To phir mai apne ammi abbu ko aap ke ghar kab bheju.. ??

Miss: wo q.. ??

Bacha: q ki wo hamari baat aage chalaye.. ;))

Miss: ye kya bakwas hai.. :O:/

Baccha
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Tution padhane ke liye ..!!

miss aap bhi na kasam se TV dekh

dekh ke kharab ho gayi hain…

SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes