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Tuesday 25 February 2014

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SMS Funny Urdu Jokes
source:Google.com.pk

Man: Is there any way for long life?
Doctor: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Doctor: No, but then the thought of long life will never come.

When I tell you i love you, i don't say it out of habit.I say it to remind you that you are the best thing that
has ever happened to me.

Wife: I Love You
Husband: I Love you too
Wife: Prove it. Scream it to the world.
Husband: *whispers in ears* I love you
Wife: Why'd you whisper it to me?
Husband: Because you are my world.

I realize, I have hurt you. But the pain and shame that I am going through is even hurtful. I apologize to you for my immature behavior. Please forgive me.

It was my mistake and I apologize for it. Please forgive me. I am very sorry.

I am deeply hurt that I hurt you. I never meant to disappoint you. I am really sorry.

Mein Pee Kar Nahi Behakta, Usey Dekh Kar Behakta Hoon,,
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Itna Bta. Sharab Haram Hui Ya WO?

Ammi ka jawab :

Sharab Haram he, aur wo

Mausam ye haseen kehta hai pyar krle.
Dil diwana kehta hai ikrar karle.
chahat kehti hai izhar krle.
par mummy khti hai pehle
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Graduation to pass karle

Mil gaya,
Mil gaya mughe KOI mil gaya…..
oye oye mil gia
mil gia , oye mil gia
sach me mil gaya Yaar…………..
April main mara SMS padhne wala ik or FOOL mil gaya,
HELLO FOOL

Son;Mom Ap ne mujse jhot bola :( Mom:Kb beta? Son:Ap ne kaha k tmhri choti behn Pari hai Mom:Han hai Son:To jab usy balcony se phenka to wo uri q nai? :O :O Mom:Tera bera ghark ho jae chwla ;> :@ kithy sutya e paen nou ?

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