Wednesday 12 February 2014

SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes

SMS Funny Urdu Jokes 
source:Google.com.pk

Father to Son: Beta sharab kabhi mat peena,
Warna woh jo 2 aadmi ja rahe hain,
Woh tumhe 4 nazar aayen ge..
Son : Lekin papa woh to 1 aadmi hai :D.

Ek Chehra aapka chaand jaisa
Ek zid hamari chand ku paanay ki

 Wu pyaaar kya ju lafzoun may bayan hu
pyaar wu ju ankhoun may nazar aaye

 Ham bhee muhabbat karkay gunahgaar hugaye
Pehlay gulab thay ab khaak hugaye

 Kay jab naraz huthee hu
Meri jaan tum kabhe mujsay

Tu may hnsan bhool jatha hun
mujay ansu nahee aatahy

 Yaa rab mujay muhtaaj na kar is zamanay may
mere liye kamee nahee teray khazanay may

 You are very very special to me in this romaintic weather and I love you more than everything

 Girl: Chand kidhar hay?

Boy: Aik upar aur aik tum

Shadi kay baad
Wife: Chand kidhar hay.

Husband: andhee hugayee hay kya nazar nahee aaraha wu upar tumhara baaf light le ke betha hay kya

 Friend Means

F- First
R-Real
I-in
E-Earth
N-never
D-Dies

Friends baraf kay golay ki tarah hutha isay banana mushkil hutha hay lekin kharaab karna buhut asssan hay

 Kisi ki raah may anken bicha kar kuch nahee miltha
ye dunya bewafa hay dil laga kar kuch nahee milatah


I have a message for you

“Let your dreams be bigger than your fear and your actions louder than your words”


 SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes
SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes
SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes
SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes
SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes
SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes
SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes
SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes
SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes
SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes
SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes

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