SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes : SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes

Tuesday 4 February 2014

SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes

SMS Funny Urdu Jokes
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Ladki patane ka tarika..

Chupke se usko piche jakar pakad lo
Agar hasi to samjo FASI
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Agar gussa huyi to zor zor se chillao
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DIDI DAR GAYI
DIDI DAR GAYI!! :twisted:

Pappu aur uske dost Ne do Ghode khareede.
Baat Ye hui ki kaunsa Ghoda Kis ka hai?

Pappu: Main Apne Ghode ki Dum kat deta hon! Ye Nishani Hogi.
Subha dekha to Doosre Ghode ki Dum bhi kisi Ne Kaat Di.

Pappu: aaj Main apne Ghode Ka Kaan Kaat deta hun..
Agli subha doosre Ghode ka bhi Kaan Kata hua tha.
Dono bade pareshan ki.. Ab Kya Kiya Jaaye !

Bahut Soch vichar ke baad Pappu bola:

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Chal chhor yaar..
Safed ghoda tera
Kala ghoda Mera..

Agar pen gum ho jaye to naya pen kharida ja sakta hai,
Lekin…
Agar us pen ka dhakkan gum ho jaye,
To us dhakkan ko nahi kharid sakte,
Isliye apne dosto ka khayal rakhe,
Kynki un dhakkano me kuch to khaash baat hoti hai.

Station pe ek kuli se bahar jane ka rasta pucha
Kuli ne kaha: bahar ja kr puchho.
mene khud rasta dundh liya

Bahar ja kar taxi wale se pucha: bhai sahab, Lal kile ka kitna loge?
Jawab mila: bechna nahi hai… taxi chhor mene bus pakad li.

Conductor se puchha: Ji, kya me cigarette pi sakta?
Conductor (gusse se): Hargij nhi,yaha cigarette pina mana hai.
Mene kaha: Par wo janab to pi rhe hai?
Conductor: Usne mujhse puchha nhi hai.

Lal kile pahucha, hotel gya, manager se kaha:
Room chahiye 7vi manjil me.
Manager: Rehne k liye ya kud kar suicide karne k liye?

Hotel se nikla dost k ghar jane k liye
Raste me ek janab se pucha: janab ye sadak kaha jati hai?
Janab haskar bole:

pichle 20 saal se dekh raha hu, kahi nahi jati, yahi padi hai! :-

SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes