SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes : SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes

Monday 3 February 2014

SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes

SMS Funny Urdu Jokes
source:Google.com.pk

Why I Hate C.I.D :(

An Example:

LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?

LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???

LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha.

ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho ..

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yeh b tumhari tarha bohat kam sms karta tha
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latka diya hai ab pahnasi par
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ab tera kia ho ga kalia....?

Ek banda majid me ja k elaan kya k yaha koi bhut bara AAlim Hai???
Ek Buzrig Ne kha k Han Me Hn us bande ne buzrig k peron me talvaar se bakri zabah krdi or phr se masjid me ja ky alaan kya k or koi aalim he (talaar se khoon tapak rha tha) ek admi ne kha k haan molvi sahab hn molvi sahab ne kha Allah ki kasam me aalim nahe hn me to padoss me cable theek krne aaya hn:)

Muje awaz de lena

Kabi icecream lao to

Kabi murghi pkao to

Mujhe awaz de lena

wallet men maal ziada ho

Jo shopping ka irada ho

Muje awaz de lena

Tumhare dress unfit ho

Make up ki extra kit ho

Mujhe awaz de lena

Kabi concert pe jana ho

Kahin hular mchana ho

Zra na tm sharmana

Zra na tm ghabrana

Muje awaz de lena!

pathan samandr k kinare ja rha tha to ek barri si lehr aye and wo samundar k beechun beech chala gaya us k hath me machli aye or ussne machli ko bahr phek k kaha " ja tu apni jaan bacha hamara Allah malik hai" :))

Sher:O Budhe ruk,muje tra khun pina h,

Budha-kisi jawan admi ka piyo!

Uska khun garam hoga.

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Sher:nhi aj mera coldDrink pine ka mud h.

SMS Funny Urdu Jokes Shayari 2013 Tones New Ringtones Sardar Punjabi Pathan Jokes